We're 6 weeks deep in the league and the drama is just ramping up. More people are being converted to believers as miracles and prophecies continue to come to fruition. While Da GAWD was in another country, he had time to reflect on the state of the league and what has transpired in this Game of Throws. Let's get into it.
Your Chubby White Nabers 113.75 vs The Syndicate 123.90
DA GAWD knows this win would've meant a lot to you Adam. With no Nabers or Kyren, a win without some of your best performers is the best way to capitalize on the season. The headscratcher was starting two TE's with one of them being the 19th option in a stacked receiver room. If you moved LaPorta to TE, and swapped him for Sutton, you probably could've got the win. I'm not saying you're gonna make the playoffs (because you're not) but just fight enough not to be next to Eddie by the end of the season.
At the time of this writing, you have just landed. DA GAWD appreciated the offerings that were bestowed before him in another galaxy, so with that, I have blessed with you with a Lazard blessing to win your matchup. I will also prevent Josh Allen from beating you and ruining the fun that you can reflect on. Congratulations on remaining focused on getting this team on the right side of .500. There's lots of season left and you'll need to continue fighting.
Machine Gun Kelce 116.85 vs Looking at the man in Jahmyr 126.85
This week gave you all the could-a, should-a, would-a's. Why you continue to trust Calvin Ridley when he has a human whoopie cushion as a QB, I'll never know. THEN you spent $20 American FAAB dollars on Alexander Mattison to not start em. You could've started him or Michael Wilson and still won, DESPITE Goedert and Shaheed leaving their games early. Just when you get AJ Brown back you go and do something like this. Dust yourself off and try again next week.
Just wow. Trav, you've officially moved up into the ranks of being close to the top of the dunes of Arrakis with DA GAWD. You made a gutsy call and sat Cook well before Monday. Many in your position may not have done so. Your'e making video jokes in the chat. Drafting like a champ, and firmly atop the standings. The rest of the league should be on notice that you've made the 3rd year leap that WR's do.
Saved By the Dell 118.65 vs Team DQ 145.75
Da GAWD is starting to think you've officially checked out of the league. Maybe you're commiserating in the gym with Hector. You're both talking about how lame the league is and how ya'll don't need it. And when he leaned in for a hug, you remembered how he felt about Tom Brady. In any case, it might help to turn on the notifications in the chat. Maybe by seeing the discussion points, it could help you realize your back is against the wall. Teams don't make it to the playoffs with 8 losses and you already have 6.
DQ, I really thought you would be afflicted by the champion curse, but it looks like you passed it to Eddie final destination style. You've now committed to Jayden Daniels, released Purdy from purgatory and have started adding players in preparation for the playoffs. DA GAWD sees all. Just leave a thumbs up emoji if you ever see this recap. I don't even need you to post in the chat.
Django Achaned 110.90 vs This Team Iz Kang (Kwisatz) 144.70
DA GAWD hopes you're in a good place. Lowest point total of the week. No Stevenson, Achane, or Adams. You got stuck starting Trey Sermon for a measly 2.9 points while backfield vulture Allgeier went for almost 20. None of this was your fault which probably allowed you to just eat the loss. There's really not much to say about this one except don't take it too bad that you lost to Gordon. His team is better than most people think, despite how it started.
I hope you learned your lesson from last week about trying to adopt a similar name to the GAWD. I think some of my aura must've rubbed off while I battled you in the trenches and you were able to get some commanding points from everyone, including your bench players. You probably took Tracy Jr off waivers just to prevent people like Gerald from winning. True gamesmanship. But this victory didn't come without sacrifice. At least you won't feel forced to start Olave expecting 2nd round pick returns. Congrats on the win.
I Like to Marv it Marv it 123.60 vs Wilson! 140.50
While having a stack is always preferred by DA GAWD, the true stack is the trifecta. For your team, if either Murray or Harrison don't play/play well, the whole stack falls. That's what happened this week. when I offered you a blessing on Monday night, Da GAWD forgot that the Saleh firing was the "only" blessing you wanted for the season, so I had to revoke it. Next week when we face off, I'll try to take it easy. You're welcome.
Quite the bounce back after having a rough time last week. Da GAWD tried to do you a favor by making sure White was out and you wouldn't have to start him, but I didn't think you'd put Jerome Ford in there. You got some great games out of Stroud, Mixon and your teams namesake. Maybe you'll get lucky in a few weeks and go on a run with Chubb. Or maybe he'll be a week to week start em sit em headache and the time you finally decide to start him - he beats the Steelers.
Get Off my Dak 124.80 vs DA GAWD "Rojo" Al Gaib aka 172.75
No one can take away the fact that you were able to 3-peat chips in this league. Especially after taking advantage of a bad trade from DA GAWD. But there's nothing you or anyone else in this league can do to stop the prophecy that is unfolding before everyone's eyes. You think it was just coincidence that we had a matchup when Kupp and Jefferson were on a bye? You think your team's namesake put up the LOWEST QB points in a week we've ever seen - BY CHANCE!?!? It may be time to convert sooner than later.
Highest point total of the week AGAIN. 6-0. The Syndicate was able to travel like a disciple with DA GAWD and be first hand witness of the miracles. While walking through the towns, he even asked "I still don't get why you picked up Dobbs, Doubs, however you say his name". Da GAWD explained and on Sunday Doubs went for 2 TDs. The week after Nico goes down. Many other miracles he witnessed as room situations were upgraded sight unseen. There have been many NFL teams that can repeat and be dynasties. But there's only ONE 1972 Dolphins. DA GAWD Al Gaib does it for the prophecy.
#Amen
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