Threat to Society (Week 7)

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What another exciting week to recap. We had some more injuries that shook up some established teams while other teams performed miracles. We're at the halfway point of the regular season and its time to get serious about your futures. You can either go up or go down. Choose wisely. 

Los Lobos 112.40 vs This Team Got a Win 133.30

Lobos, your pattern of choosing the wrong QB caught up to you in the worst way this week. Killa Cam killed you. Lemonhead, you ended up dead. His insignificant .8 points vs Brees' 26 was literally the difference between winning and losing. You probably could've dropped him mid-game and got an early replacement for next week. Outside of that mistake, you put together a solid lineup. But couldas and shouldas don't change the fact that you're last in points. If there was ever a week to get back on track it was this one. Better start making your computer pute, and research a way to right this ship.

With your back against the wall, you managed to get your first win before the Jets. This is a pivotal moment in your fantasy season Gordon. These are the turnback moments where you can either go forward towards a playoff push or stay in the doldrums of fantasy hell. This is that moment. You're on the cusp of getting CMC back, but you're still in last place and it won't be easy to contend for the playoffs. I'm gonna let Steve Harvey inspire you for the rest of the season with this speech below. Take this win as your first step towards the greatest turnaround in fantasy history.

Itz Gonna Ertz 116.10 vs Easy Drake Oven 141.35

This was sad to watch for you Trav. The trifecta was in full effect in the beginning of Sunday night, and then slowly they let you down. First Chris Carson decided to leave the game and got vultured for a TD by Carlos Hyde. Then to make matters worse, the cornerstone of your trifecta decided to throw the ball A LOT to your opponent's WR Tyler Lockett. It must've made you sick when you realized the highlight play of your WR is playing defense. I hate to tell you, but you're starting to build momentum like a snowball down these standings because you play DA GAWD next. Its a tough October playa. 

Shorty, you finally caught a break. After weeks of misadventures, you finally let someone else know what it feels like to lose disastrously. Tyler Lockette single-handedly resurrected your team while it sat dead in the water. That type of performance makes me think you cried out on your knees on Sunday night to Gawd/me. You promised that you'd burn all your terrible towels and send an apology letter to AB and Bell just for the chance to get this win. It's a good feeling when you come back from the dead. Count your blessings and great win. We love the drama.

Green Eggs and SAM 121.60 vs Kamaravirus 125.25

This one must've hurt pretty bad Eddie. Despite your best efforts, Juan still squeaked out a win. That loss of Dak is now having ripple effects on your mental capacity. Somehow you thought a Dak-less WR3 CeeDee lamb was better than WR2 Cooper Kupp at home. But I gotta give you credit because you turned trash into treasure with Boston Scott and Geo Bernard. But this shit ship is sinking faster than you can dump out the water. Each time you think you get ahead, you lose another player. You've now lost Dak, OBJ, and missed out on Miles Sanders this week. I don't know what else you can do now but pray that you can hold on as you race to the playoffs.

I don't know what santeria type of rituals you been performing Juan, but you've now put together an optimal lineup for several weeks in a row. You've been rotating shitty QBs in and getting 20 points. When players under-perform, you manage to play a more inept GM. There's nothing bad to say about this. You're simply winning and quietly doing so. I'm guessing you won't sit on these laurels because you know it can be taken away at any minute. Until then, keep being a happy dad on Sunday nights and loving husband on Monday. You're having a great season and no one can take that away from you until Week 13. Congrats.

Samuel Lamer Jackson 130.05 vs falseProfits 166.80

You ran into the wrong one this week Gerald. I thought you started off the week well by starting Carson Wentz while Lamar was on a bye week. But by Sunday, I think you realized how bad your team is at RB, Dhop and Cooper can only take you so far, and Cole Beasely is only reliable while John Brown is out. Not that it would've mattered but you even started Humphries over Landry. Must be those middle of the night diaper changes getting to you. You're now faced with death itself in Gordon next week. Don't lose or you may be the one trying to outrun that loser tax. Good thing you got that new job. Oh and good looks on dropping AJ Green, I needed that. 

Adam, you have silently thrust yourself comfortably into 2nd place without Michael Thomas or Austin Ekeler. You out here lighting up the charts without a record deal. With a strong showing from Kyler Murray, you are officially a threat to reckon with for the playoff push. I'm starting to see the confidence growing, since you even posted a great vid in the chat. You managed to flash kick Gordon all the way down to 11th place and land perfectly poised for the next few games. I'm happy that the next time I play you, you'll be without Kyler Murray. Until then, keep knocking down the people that stand in my way for a playoff spot. 

Philip on my Chubb 147.25 vs ShuTheBUCup 189.35

Wasn't it just last week that you were laughing at Shorty for being able to beat just about anyone but faced the highest scoring team that week? You might be the only person across leagues to LOSE while having Davante Adams and Tom Brady this week. But what really hit hard were those injuries at RB. With Mostert sent to IR and Mixon out, you had to put all your marbles in on -0.10 points Jerrick Mckinnon. Despite all that, you still had a great week. You better hope Mixon gets healthy and Mike Davis sabotages CMC's usage, otherwise you're gonna have to holla at Gordon for a trade. This repeat of a chip is starting to look shaky and I don't think you can stay comfortably confident.

Stop the presses, but it looks like Hector has detached from Eddie and gotten the highest points of the week TWICE. This onslaught of points was found at every position. What's crazy is that he could've had 10 more points if he started J-Herb (he doesn't have a nickname yet, so we're gonna see what happens). The biggest stand out was the 24 points from the KC defense. Who needs to worry about Bell getting the rock when the defense does more damage. Great win this week as it sets you up as 1 game behind first. Now the key is to keep that lead and dominate your opponents each week - so don't blow it. (or at least wait til I play you).

A Team Has No Name 132.45 vs DA GAWD 141.90

I just want to thank you Jesus. We had ourselves a good matchup that came down to the wire because you sat Joe Burrow with 42 points. You're love of Watson blinded you to the idea that divisional games tend to bring out the best in players. Such a noble effort with a healthy squad. Your moment in the sun should've felt like the scene in the last Matrix when they fly the ship above the clouds and see the sun for the first time ever and then fall back down into the depth of the robot wasteland. Now its time for you to fall back with Godwin gone and Elliot lacking Dak. But like I said, thanks for allowing me to see another day with another win. Couldn't have done it without you. (the link below is the sample for this week's title track. If it don't open, just skip to 4:21, its just for you Jesus)

DA GAWD has now put together back to back wins as he climbs out the depths of the standings. For weeks, I watched teams steadily get wins while I dumpster dove for 'free' waiver players that ya'll looked over. I don't get the credit I deserve for coming back but ya'll gonna see it in my words. It just feels so good to be here in the playoff hunt. It feels so good to be alive and be a threat to ya'll fantasy championship dreams.

#AMEN

The Climb Back (Week 6)

 

Week 6 was rough for just about everyone (except Da GAWD). When the 2nd highest point total is 145, you know the bye weeks are in full effect. Despite the point disparity, the standings are still just as close as ever. The bottom qtr (except Gordon) are just 2 wins away from playoff contention and anything is possible in this 2020 season. Let's recap to see where we all ended up.

Itz Gonna Ertz 125.20 vs Philip on my Chubb 140.60

Your team made a valiant effort to find diamonds in the rough without its coveted trifecta. But this team was just a shell of its former glory. The fact that you're getting production from players like Claypool and Fulgham is a testament to the instability in the league. Hopefully with the trifecta back, these two waiver heroes can help round out the rest of your squad. Word on the street is, your QB might find another weapon. Pick yourself up or you'll be laying next to last place in no time.

Looks like the champ is rolling right along with another win. Light work. This wasn't a banger of a game for him, but the steady double digit points from each of his players made this win look easy. It might be just me, but Fuller has been playing like he's not going to have a season ending injury this year (2020 Amirite?). Right now, you're poised to stay on top as long as all those solid RBs stay healthy. I want to see the fall in the playoffs but until then, keep making these wins looks easy. 

Los Lobos 100.45 vs falseProfits 136.40

What a major let down in several areas. Devante Parker against the Jets should've been a 100 yds and a TD game. Tyreek Hill against the Bills should've at LEAST netted 10 points and Mark Andrews put together a dud vs a struggling Eagles team. On top of that, Chase Edmons is back to normal. This is just a case of bad luck that was softened by the fact that you already had 3 wins. With this loss and putrid point total, you officially hold the bag for least points in the league so far and have dropped to 8th place. You're 500, and this team can go either way at this point. Choose wisely on the direction you take. 

Another week another solid win. You're now comfortably in 4th place with Michael Thomas on deck and your entire bench coming back from bye. Normally when a squad's players are missing, you just hold you nose and YOLO the line up. In this case, it worked out perfectly despite a major goose egg from Gesicki. On the low, you could be a problem in the playoffs if Ekler comes back to form. Until then, keep playing smart and winning under the radar. This a great turnaround from your previous season's absentee lineups. Salute. 

This Team Iz Kanye 111.35 vs A Team Has No Name 127.65

I've run out of things to say regarding your 0-forever start. As the person that introduced you to this league, its getting harder and harder for me to defend your skills. Essentially, you've become the Kanye for Black people to me. You started off hot your first year and now people are questioning how and why you're in the league. You fought hard in the off season for your last chance so don't blow it. Let someone else get last place so its funnier - like maybe Shorty having the highest point total and then paying a loser fee. Until then, strive for more points or make a damn trade. 

Look who's decided to put together a lil win streak after getting some healthy players. Led by his favorite QB's 38 points, Watson was able to stave off Jesus' impending doom of losing to Gordon. What a relief, because I would have been ready to ROAST Jesus for leaving Justin Jefferson on the bench when he was playing the Atlanta Failcans secondary. Those points are gonna haunt you when it comes to seeding for playoffs. Anyway, congrats on rising to .500. But I say this with sincerity, I'm knocking you back down to earth next week. Congrats on outrunning Gordon's points in a down week. 

Samuel Lamar Jackson 102.10 vs Green Eggs and SAM 139.85

I hope you're getting comfortable down here in the bottom of league, because you might be here a while. I mean your receivers are solid enough, but you working RB5's right now and at best an RB3 in Melvin Gordon. I don't know how much Lamar Jackson and the WR crew can keep carrying this squad. You and Gordon might have to team up for a proper trade to make both your teams capable of leaving standings hell. I'm thinking that when you eventually saw your point total and your squad, this was the view of your face from your lineup on the phone.  

Things must've gotten a lil scary for you when you saw your beloved already losing on Sunday. You know when one goes down, the other follows. At one point, it looked like Kirk Cousins and Miles Sanders' blooper like TD fails were gonna have you punching the air. Lucky for you, you played Gerald and got some great production from CEH on Monday's game. Maybe it was a coordinated effort to have matching records to go along with your matching tattoos of each other on your backs. Going forward you're gonna have some tough decision to make at QB, but a win without Dak is still a great win. Congrats on staying afloat despite the devastation. 

ShuTheBucUP 103.70 vs Kamaravirus 131.25

This week must've been really rough when you watched Aaron Rodgers act like he forgot how to score a TD. On top of that, Dalvin Cook wasn't able to play and Le'veon wasn't able to play for his newfound team. Those are the breaks I guess. There's not much you could do for this loss so I can't be too hard on you.......Edddie's got that covered. Going forward, your wins might not be easy, but at least you've got a 4 win buffer that SHOULD allow you to make the playoffs. Write off this week as a fluke. 

I don't know how much more winning you can keep doing but you're clearly doing it. Without Alvin Kamara, you still managed to get great production from Kelce and AJ Brown to solidify another worry free victory. I'm imagining your Sundays are filled with stress free decisions and an ability to sleep on Sunday nights like never before. Be a shame if all this winning came to an abrupt end. A GAWD can dream. Nothing else to say here except there's no reason that Gardner Minshew should still be putting up these type of points while the rest of your squad balls out. 

Easy Drake Oven 145.80 vs DA GAWD 212.85

I don't know if I'm this good or if your luck turned this bad. First you yawned off everyone's concerns about schedule changes. Then you yawned about the extra bench spots. Then you got struck with a Quis curse. With this schedule change, you managed to play the highest point total in the league (by far) when you have the second highest point total yourself. You didn't do anything wrong except be in my way. This spanking hurt me more than it hurt you.

Everything come back around full circle. Nothing like me playing Shorty to set myself back on the right track. This that come back to life week. Derrick Henry picked me up and we gonna paint the league REDD. Little by little, normalcy will start to play out in the league and I'll be ready to make the playoff comeback for the ages. 

#Amen

Mad World (Week 5)

 

Here we are in the clusterfuck of the 2020 season and its Week 5. Premier players are still dropping like flies and practice players are lifted into the heights of fantasy glory. I don't know when this merry go round of mediocrity will stop but we're along for another ride. Let's recap how the week and how we're coping with this Mad World.  

Samuel Lamar Jackson 109.40 vs ShuTheBUCup 115.70

What an embarrassing loss. This game should've been in the bag and in this mad world, the downfall of Dak set off a ripple effect throughout the league. Without Dak, Amari Cooper turned into Amari Pooper; bringing in a measly 2 catches for 23 yards while Beasley outperformed him. Lamar Jackson's regression is evident this year and doesn't seem capable of carrying Gerald through fights in the gulag. Get real comfy here in the bottom G, because these losses didn't have anything to do with bye weeks. Misery loves company and I'm hosting the fantasy chip with tostito's and hard apple cider for us.

2020 has made me gullible to believe anything. But I had to do a double take when I saw that Justin Herbert threw for 4 TDs in the dome. The fact that Hector had to desperately find this waiver gem and start em is an even bigger miracle. Congratulations, you've official let Justin Herbert make Matt Ryan look like a goat-fucker. Maybe you siphoned off those extra points from Eddie to get you over this dumb win, but its a win nonetheless. You're comfortably in 2nd place right now so don't blow it. This could be your one and only shot to best Eddie and reign supreme in your battle for friendship dominance. Stay blessed lucky. 

It's Gonna Ertz 115.85 vs Kamaravirus 181.75

Tell us Trav, did you OD on those painkillers before or after the events on Sunday? I ask because you managed to start almost every wrong receiver and decided that starting two tight ends was better. The worst part is that as you panicked to find a viable option, it still didn't matter when it came to Juan's onslaught of points. You really needed this win since you're poised for a back to back loss with that trifecta on a bye. And to think you started off the season so strong. Better ask for a refill on that prescription, you're gonna need it to numb the pain. 

Juan, I don't know what dark magic you conjured, but LAWD have mercy on our souls. You managed another dominant win with the likes of Darius Slayton, Jamison Crowder, and Gardner Minshew. This mad world would have people believe that as long as your players are rostered, they're bound for a TD or exceptional production. I don't know how long this lasts, but this league needs a vaccine quick. Great win I guess, but damn, this just ain't fair. 

Green Eggs and Sam 132.70 vs Los Lobos 133.05

I'll be the first to empathize with your sudden loss in Dak Prescott (I experienced it in 3 other leagues). I'll also be the second to laugh at how comically you lost in this matchup. I'm thinking Hector used your finger to unlock your phone while you slept peacefully on his chest, and swapped out Sammy Watkins from your flex for Dalton Schultz. When you awoke startled, he placed his finger over your lips and said 'shh go back to sleep' and snuggled softly. It was this romantic gesture to make sure that he won and you lost that you two could be together in the standings at 2nd and 3rd. Because there's no way you thought that Dak would be in a shootout against the Giants and have to keep passing all game so that Dalton Schultz would get an opportunity. At least Week 5, you and Hector will be together forever. 

Lobos, you got REAL lucky after sitting David Montgomery over Tre'Quan Smith. The 9ers defense managed to put you in a scary position on Sunday evening but Eddie told them to hold his beer and  shot himself Plaxico style. Other than that, you were a sitting duck with so many players on bye or covid. You even got a prayer answered with Chase Edmonds managing a solid 20 pt performance. While the game shouldn't have been that close, you got the win. At this point, you're treading water while trying to reach back to the shore for playoff hopes. Keep kicking and don't panic. 

Easy Drake Oven 141.05 vs A Team Has No Name 157.25

Guess all that shit talking is catching up huh? Didn't secure the playoff spot before hopping back in the chat and now you're back to who we thought you were. While starting Teddy Two Gloves over Josh Allen was boldy smart, Scotty Miller doesn't know that Tommy and Mike. E do it in the end-zone every Sunday. But don't tell Scotty, because he got no looks while apparently healthy enough to play. You're on the wrong side of .500 but at least you're in fighting shape to make it to the playoffs with Chubb back and better matchups for Josh Allen. Until then, I'll see you in the chat Week 12. 

You think you're better than the rest of your bottom feeding brethren Jesus? You didn't have many options to choose from with most of your studs on bye or hurt, but you got this win despite all that. Now with Dak out of the picture, you might finally start turning value in at Zeke. Maybe with Godwin back, you won't have to rely on some dart throws in Scary Terry and Justin Jefferson. But don't forget where you came from. You're only one wrong hit away from rubbing elbows with me and Gordon. Enjoy your moment of fresh air. 

This Team Hasn't Won Yet 149.30 vs falseProfits 149.70

I don't think I've seen a smaller margin for loss in this league until this week. Desperately trying to escape the stench of last place, your matchup just wouldn't allow you to do it. Just one more PAT. Just one FG. If you were Ray J and had one wish, it'd be for one catch. One ten yard scamper. You did everything right and started who you were supposed to start. You would've beaten half the league with this week's point total. Its truly a Mad World. Maybe Jesus takes it easy on you and reverts back into a pumpkin and you get your first win next week. Until then, just keep plugging away and allowing me to have at least one person to look down on. 

Adam, that anxiety must've been awfully high on Tuesday night. You must've felt like the Jets on October 30th 2016 when they didn't want to be the first to lose to the 0-7 Browns and won 31-28. In the same fashion, you managed a win while still missing out on Michael Thomas. Having a 3-2 record right now without MT should feel pretty good as you wait just one more week to get him back. Hopefully for you, your schedule will allow some additional wins and you can stay in playoff contention. Congrats on not being the one with the Gordon's win stench. 

Philip on my Chubb 134.55 vs Da Mortal 111.60

What the fuck am I supposed to write for Quis' recap? He manages to play me every time I go away for my anniversary and like clockwork he won. Does it take a genius to start Mike Davis against the Falcons? No. I'm not here to compliment that. I'm here like beast mode and writing a recap because I'm obligated to so I won't get fined. So you can take your funky ole 3-2 record. Its only two games ahead of me. At some point, all this 2020 crap will catch up to you. In the meantime, I think we're about 2 weeks away from the Fuller injury and CMC coming back. Hope you had fun competing. 

All around me, my players keep failing me. Julio nowhere to be found. Had to wait two weeks for Derrick Henry to finally come back. TY Hilton STILL doesn't have a TD. My waiver splurge on Hines looks like a lemon I got at a used car dealership and to top it all off, I've finally witnessed Matt Ryan being a goat fucker. Not to mention, I've lost Dak Prescott in 3 other leagues (one of which I've also lacked Chris GAWDIN and CMC). And I find it kinda funny...... I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which the season's cancelled are the best I've ever had. Its a Mad World in 2020.

#Amen

Nightmares (Week 4)

This season is unrelenting in its devastation to star players and schedules. We have officially entered the phase where we experience a clusterfuck of covid cases and bye weeks. Each week, we're terrified of which players will go down and which practice squad players vulture TDs. This week showed a huge disparity between teams with options and teams without by having some of the largest margins all season. But with people left no choice, its getting harder and harder to blame people for losing. Its just bad luck all around. Let's review this sad excuse of Week 4.

It Ertz 111.80 vs Samuel Lamar Jackson 165.20

You know the season is fucked up when people gotta start a combination of Randall Cobb, Russell Gage, Adrian Peterson and Brandon Aiyuk....yuck. What's worse is that the other options on Trav's bench didn't get much better, which means its not even a bye week issue. You know its bad when Ertz can't even get more than 10 yards with Dallas Goedart out. Right now, this team is internally divided between the have's and have not's of talent. Good luck next week Trav, you're gonna need it.

On the other end of this matchup, Gerald's team is finally starting to ramp up in the wins department. After weathering the storm of facing the highest point totals in the week, his team's high scoring finally had a chance to shine. Led by the losing efforts of Amari Cooper, this win was in the bag before Trav could ice his achilles at dinner. He even had the sense to sit AJ Green when many others would feel forced to based on draft price. Must be nice when you have the option to sit AJ Green. Congratulations on the win. 

Easy Drake Oven 114.90 vs Philip on my Chubb 170.15

Yikes. All that confidence leading up to this matchup really came back to haunt Shorty. While savagely telling everyone to stop bitching up, his star RBs were nowhere to be found. He even dismissed concerns while being more active in the chat than the last 3 years combined. Its like he got plagued by his own words. You'd think they were the ones with covid. There's going to be some serious worry moving forward for Shorty with Chubb gone. We'll see if Josh Allen can continue this tear, otherwise its night night on his playoff hopes. Might be time to eat some humble pie and go back to those quiet wins.

With his back against the wall, our reigning champ managed a commanding win against his very own naysayer. Despite missing Devante Adams and James Connor, Joe Mixon finally stepped up. Who needs to worry about not getting the ball inside the 10 when you can run for 20 and 30 yard TDs. Now don't expect that every week, but that was surely a release from all the frustration that Mixon had been giving up til this point. Let's see how you do when you have to make tougher decisions when Mostert, Adams, and Conner come back. Luckily you play me......so call it two wins in a row. I hate this league.

This Team Iz America 120.20 vs Green Eggs and DAMN 216.20

Another week of letting your roster make decisions for you. With no one to turn to, Carlos Hyde was left in the lineup despite having a designation of being out. On top of that, the lack of depth at WR keeps rearing its ugly head with MVS having less than 10 points despite being the #1 WR for the Packers this week. This was an expected but still terrible loss. At this rate, I think Fanduel should have a prop bet on the week Gordon will have his first win. I'd think its +10000 for Week 26.

Yet again, Heddie delivers with another strong performance led by the #1 Fantasy QB in Dak Prescott. He even allowed OBJ to put up points like its 2014 again. When Miles Sanders is your lowest scoring player in your lineup, you know things are just going your way. Maybe its all those 3rd places or the way you lost but this is really shaping up to be the year you get the monkey off your back. Then again, this could be the year that doesn't count. Just be happy with the way things are going because so many have so few. 

A Team has No Name 126.90 vs falseProfits 130.95

Its a sad day when Shenault manages more points than Robert Woods when he plays the lowly Giants. This must've been a heartbreaker for Jesus, as he's battled injuries and losses since day 1. How much longer should you have to deal with an up and down Godwin? How much longer can you watch as Zeke just isn't given the TD respect he deserves? By the looks of 2020, a lot longer. Hopefully you can get a  healthy roster going into next week and put together a win. Until then, keep digging through the waivers and stay away from broken mirrors because you're gonna need all the luck you can get. 

Squeaking out a win without Calvin Ridley or Michael Thomas is a tall task and Adam was able to deliver. Despite losing Ekler, Adam's team is still poised to earn a win with Josh Kelley on his bench to quickly replace him. At some point, all of these pieces will come together and you'll be able to compete in the playoffs like I know you can. Luckily for you, you probably won't even need Michael Thomas to be back for Week 5 when you face Gordon. Congrats on the win. 

Los Lobos 128.80 vs ShuTheBucUp 204.85

On the bright side of this matchup, it looks like Lobos didn't have to agonize over choosing the right QB this week with Cam Newton out with covid. Unfortunately, it didn't matter. Even if he managed to do the right thing and start any of his other WR's over Julian Edelman, it would've been no match for the fused powers of Heddie. Maybe Josh Jacobs returns to his early season glory. Maybe David Johnson starts adding TD's to his production. But until then, its gonna be an uphill battle to get out of the bottom qtr of the league. 

Heddie, I don't know what to say. The fact that you managed to ALSO get 200 points in the same week as your other half is amazing. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that you and Eddie were in cahoots to play each other in the chip. The winner of said chip would then determine which side of the bed the other sleeps or who's on the bottom. Either way, you're putting together a string of good weeks that I haven't seen in quite a long time. Congrats on this win during the chaos of the season.

Kamaravirus 156.80 vs DA GAWD 96.25

Juan, your point total here could have been MUCH higher had your players not been vultured by the handcuffs you have on the bench. Latavius Murray snatched 2 TDs and Jamaal Williams gobbled up 8 catches for 95 yards. On top of that, you correctly rostered Tonyan only to watch his points wither away on the bench. Frankly, I'm happy that you didn't get to add those points to your total, otherwise there'd be no hope for the rest of us. Congrats on putting together the squad that Covid-19 would draft. 

Each week, I die a little inside. If its not TY Hilton and DJ Moore looking like WR5's, its the fact that I spent tons of money on a RB like I was the Colts trading for Trent Richardson. To add insult to injury, my solid Julio Jones is now betraying me. The only bright spot is Stefon Diggs and I can't trade him for true value. This season is a complete nightmare on all fronts in this league. So now my new mission is to simply complete this lifeless recaps. The only thing I can say is that at least I'm not Gordon. Gotta count your blessings.

#Amen